Det är nytt år. Det är fest. Tjejerna har ordnat fest. Hör på den! Vem trodde att män, dessa narccisissiska... ordna en sådan fantastisk fest?! I alla fall. På internationell begäran håller vi denna recension uteslutande på Engelska.
To say that only girls arranged this party would be to say that no horses could exist in the shadow of the cheese. The cheese, don´t forget the cheese!
Let's start the wine review. Today's target: Falernia 2007
Mr Sundman:
After a superb. supper, a superb. dinner, and a superb. dessert, I was a happy man when I opened this wine. A wine from Chile, I thought: even bought at systembolaget, has to be truly great. For a while I was contemplating with myself, where is Chile? Then I realized that it does not really matter; I know that Sweden is really big and it can for sure not be in Sweden. When I got the exotic taste on my tongue I realized why systembolaget is crap and why I don´t live in Chile. It was disasterous! It tasted worse than the best wine I ever had! And even worse than that, it was really bad. Well to summarize; I give this wine a strong 0 because the company was so nice!
Mr Samuelsson:
New year's eve. Big expectations. And what do I get? Something that taste like it has been pissed out from a mongoloid hamster. I was both surprised and shocked when I tasted this wine on this special evening. My first impulse was to book a flight ticket to Chile where this repulsive liquid was produced and to burn down the wine yard. But then I realized that I was at a very nice party and that it's probably best to publish my opinions on this blog instead. Happy new year and don't forget to never buy Falernia 2007. Cheers.
Have nice and see you later
/ Vinsallskapet
